WE ARE BACK HOME!

by Scoop_McLeak Sun Jan 29, 2017 12:41 pm

Oh so many tumultuous occurrences have befallen the (ahem) fine coaches of the SML i really don't know where to start - but, we have turned full circle and have arrived back at our spiritual home. Boy, does it feel good! Welcome back to our degenerates, psychos and legends alike.

Now we're all settled in, most of you will have been incredibly fortunate to adorn my pages before - however, some not so much. So it seems appropriate for me to reach out and embrace the newer of our kin at this juncture.

Mr Kookiano, your star is on the rise. A fine player who appears to be powering up like a mini Hadron Collider, but, please try and leave out the hieroglyphics and Archimedes-esque calculations round these parts. Do you realise the average HC in SML is as vibrant as roadkill and as sharp as a filed tetrahedron. Remember this equation when posting: SML+HC<(x-iy)xL. In short, 98% of your posts mean jack to these guys!

Another coach who seems to be getting to grips with the pigskin is Mr Myzee. A talent to keep an eye on for sure. How many coaches can make Doug Martin look bad AND Mike Evans look like Jerry Rice? I just hope coach has a word with the Buccs accountants and finishes Ray James stadium off. And seriously, what's up with that boat?!?!?

Whilst we're on the subject of talent, Mr Davidkinghun has his Jets flying high (yes folks, all the old puns are back too) and is a playoff lock. Always nice to see a fresh face in the playoffs, especially with that new WR of theirs, Matt Forte.

To name a few more we also have Mr Zach in motor city, Mr BigDaddyGiants (whaaaat?), Mr Hiero in who dat land and Mr Evans tasked with the unenviable job of making Andrew Luck's beard fit his face.

Naturally, some guys don't need a mention - namely the committee whose names i can't quite remember but recall seeing Genghis Khan & Donald Trump exiting SML HQ at some point.

As far as i'm aware Mr Eternal is still a member of King Willy's Voodoo Posse, Mr Blitzburgh still doesn't get out of bed unless he's made a trade and Meister Eder is still cooking the playbooks, literally.

To conclude. The reports, mocks and articles will all be back. But tread carefully my new and old disciples - don't worry about getting one of 'those PM's' from 'Mickey or Minnie (Brza or Bish)' sitting menacingly in your inbox, worry what the SML paperazzi are writing about you.