World record?

Correct me if i'm wrong - but is Mallet's departure from Philly the quickest in/out in SML history?

Yes it is. He had an awful start in Philly. Threw a pick on his first pass. The fans were screaming for Vick but Reid stuck with Mallett. And after 3 abysmal games Reid's patience seemed to be paying off as Mallett had two back-to-back 300 yard games with just 1 pick to 3 TDs.

But then when everything seemed to be going right, Mallett stole the big man's lunch out of the refrigerator. It was clearly marked Andy in big red letters. Right then and there Big Red decided Big Tex had to go.

You just don't take Reid's lunch and expect to get away with it.